I’m going to start using this argument with Lily.

(Source: disney-ohanameansfamily)

You should not
have to rip yourself
into pieces to keep
others whole.
i am seeing less and less of you, Emma Bleker  (via forlornes)

I’m not sure if these even count as pants. Or if anyone will take me seriously at work. #NoShitsGiven


Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

Pretty much.

This is what happens when both my tall brother and tall Michael try to fit into my backseat with my daughter.

The only way to find happiness is to risk being completely broken.

My new chair at work. My core already hurts.

It’s customized awesome-ness!