Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

Pretty much.

This is what happens when both my tall brother and tall Michael try to fit into my backseat with my daughter.

The only way to find happiness is to risk being completely broken.

My new chair at work. My core already hurts.

It’s customized awesome-ness!

My boyfriend does an awfully good impersonation of me, skinny jeans included.

I’m pretty sure I eat too many pickles per day.

She’s super thorough with her searches for lost toys.

It’s so cold at work I have a heater. Who cares that it’s A HUNDRED DEGREES OUTSIDE, it’s only 60° in here.

We really do love him.