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My name is Candice.
I'm highly contagious.

I see the world with emphasis on line and color.

I welcomed a beautiful daughter into the world on December 14th, 2011.

These are the ramblings of a new mother on the brink of madness and unconditional love.

Who is Candice?

15 June 13
He’s a sexy beast with his new tint job.

He’s a sexy beast with his new tint job.

12 June 13
Me and my Lilykins!

Me and my Lilykins!

Posted: 5:07 PM
What the heck, Florida?  I’m so miserably hot!

What the heck, Florida? I’m so miserably hot!

9 June 13
when your little girl
asks you if she’s pretty
your heart will drop like a wineglass
on the hardwood floor
part of you will want to say
of course you are, don’t ever question it
and the other part
the part that is clawing at
you
will want to grab her by her shoulders
look straight into the wells of
her eyes until they echo back to you
and say
you do not have to be if you don’t want to
it is not your job
both with feel right
one will feel better
she will only understand the first
when she wants to cut her hair off
or wear her brother’s clothes
you will feel the words in your
mouth like marbles
you do not have to be pretty if you don’t want to
it is not your job
— it is not your job | Caitlyn Siehl (via quintotoro)

(Source: alonesomes)

Reblogged: dropsofviolet

1 June 13
I’m having way too much fun with her toy…

I’m having way too much fun with her toy…

23 May 13
Hello, Thursday.

Hello, Thursday.

20 May 13
naecowaves:

shizuka-loves-usuk:

definitelynotcrazy:

precarioussanity:

equestrianshitilove:

thejamesboyle:

i have seen everything i need to see before i die

I FOTGOT HOW TO DOLPHIN

DAMMIT FIN FIN

WHO BROUGHT FUCKING FIN FIN ALONG

DOLPHIN UPPERCUT 

Fin Fin

Can’t breathe….

naecowaves:

shizuka-loves-usuk:

definitelynotcrazy:

precarioussanity:

equestrianshitilove:

thejamesboyle:

i have seen everything i need to see before i die

I FOTGOT HOW TO DOLPHIN

DAMMIT FIN FIN

WHO BROUGHT FUCKING FIN FIN ALONG

DOLPHIN UPPERCUT 

Fin Fin

Can’t breathe….

(Source: multitudeofgifs)

Reblogged: justmyko

17 May 13
70s day at work today!

70s day at work today!

15 May 13

Lily ate half of a frozen waffle before I could pry it from her.

I win parent of the year.

13 May 13

I Just Want Sleep

More specifically, I just want to sleep all night in my bed alone.  Lily has a horrible habit of waking up and refusing to go back to sleep unless she’s in bed with me.  I thought to myself one night “I can break her of this, just like I did the night feedings, and the bottles, and other things.  Just repeat the actions.  Enforce good behavior, ignore bad.”  

Not so.

I tried so hard, but after she managed to scream for a solid 45 minutes, I broke down.  I’ve tried it at least once a week since then, but there’s no convincing her that she is in fact capable of sleeping in her own bed once she wakes up at night.

I’m so tired.

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh