My new chair at work. My core already hurts.

It’s customized awesome-ness!

My boyfriend does an awfully good impersonation of me, skinny jeans included.

I’m pretty sure I eat too many pickles per day.

She’s super thorough with her searches for lost toys.

It’s so cold at work I have a heater. Who cares that it’s A HUNDRED DEGREES OUTSIDE, it’s only 60° in here.

We really do love him.

A haiku

My driving is bad,
My car has a bent axle.
This will cost so much.

Ready for a cookout!

We got a coffee maker that grinds whole beans and makes delicious coffee-but Michael thought it’s home was the dresser. SO LOUD AT 5:45 IN THE MORNING.