Pros of dating me
- i’m rly soft and squishy
- i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
- i’m good at compliments
- you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names
Cons of dating me
- zero i am a goddess
This is what happens when both my tall brother and tall Michael try to fit into my backseat with my daughter.
The only way to find happiness is to risk being completely broken.
It’s so cold at work I have a heater. Who cares that it’s A HUNDRED DEGREES OUTSIDE, it’s only 60° in here.