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My name is Candice.(Source: alonesomes)
i have seen everything i need to see before i die
I FOTGOT HOW TO DOLPHINDAMMIT FIN FIN
WHO BROUGHT FUCKING FIN FIN ALONG
DOLPHIN UPPERCUT
Fin Fin
Can’t breathe….
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Lily ate half of a frozen waffle before I could pry it from her.
I win parent of the year.
More specifically, I just want to sleep all night in my bed alone. Lily has a horrible habit of waking up and refusing to go back to sleep unless she’s in bed with me. I thought to myself one night “I can break her of this, just like I did the night feedings, and the bottles, and other things. Just repeat the actions. Enforce good behavior, ignore bad.”
Not so.
I tried so hard, but after she managed to scream for a solid 45 minutes, I broke down. I’ve tried it at least once a week since then, but there’s no convincing her that she is in fact capable of sleeping in her own bed once she wakes up at night.
I’m so tired.